11 Ghosts [text]

[schrodingersghost]

So...

I don't suppose anyone has any ideas on how to get rid of a very unwanted roommate.

Comments

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

Punch them!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

[....]

Thanks, I'll take that suggestion under advisement.

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

It'll work.

[witchoftheweek.livejournal.com]

Ignore him.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

That's kind of difficult. Considering the fact that he boobytrapped the entire apartment.

[witchoftheweek.livejournal.com]

Keep trying.

[yankeedoodledr.livejournal.com]

First thing you want to do is find their weakness. Something that they can't stand - and then you shamelessly take advantage of it. Drive them insane!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

So far, he's the one driving me insane.

[yankeedoodledr.livejournal.com]

So retaliate! Get creative!

[verily-ergo.livejournal.com]

Ask them to leave, obviously.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Obviously, I already tried that. He offered me tea, accused me of being cruel to a homeless man, and refused to tell me how many tripwires he had installed in the apartment.

[verily-ergo.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask how you landed this roommate in the first place?

I can only suggest forcible eviction, intervention or... regrettably, calculated retaliation.

[twin-sai-kame.livejournal.com]

Literally kick him out, then slam, and lock the door.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I would... except he completely covered the apartment with booby traps and tripwires. And won't tell me where all of them are.

[twin-sai-kame.livejournal.com]

Check door ways, top of doors, behind furniture, in cabinets, in hall ways, you wanna find them, you look for them, and becareful about it.

[starspangledhero]

Shoot 'em.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

...No gun.

Even apart from the fact that even this guy isn't annoying enough to kill.

[starspangledhero]

I've got one! You can just shoot him in the foot!

[going-to-change.livejournal.com]

Are you having trouble?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

This guy just broke into my apartment and announced he was my new roommate.

...And won't leave.

[going-to-change.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a problem. Need a hand?

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[iwascomplete.livejournal.com]

My last bad roommate turned out to actually be a demon, and we got her sent back to her dimension.

... Don't think that's an option here, though.

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[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no. Though I'm not ruling out the demon part. He covered my apartment in tripwires.

Speaking of which, sounds like an interesting story. Were a demons a big problem where you're from?

[gamerslave3.livejournal.com]

Set them on fire.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Any ideas that won't get me arrested?