11 Ghosts [text]

[schrodingersghost]

So...

I don't suppose anyone has any ideas on how to get rid of a very unwanted roommate.

Comments

[starspangledhero]

I've got one! You can just shoot him in the foot!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I am not going to shoot anyone!

[starspangledhero]

Then punch him!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to get the idea that you're a big fan of the violent solution.

[starspangledhero]

I'm all for peace and love, but sometimes, others need a little shove to get to peace. It all depends on the situation, ya see.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Any ideas that won't get me dragged off by the police?

[starspangledhero]

Okay well that eliminates napalm...

Ask 'em to get out?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Already tried that. He offered me tea and accused me of being cruel to the homeless.

[starspangledhero]

Tea? Is he British?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. He didn't have the accent, though.

[starspangledhero]

If you want him out, do what I did.

Throw his tea in the harbor!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Well, there's an idea.

[starspangledhero]

Can't hurt to try!