11 Ghosts [text]

[schrodingersghost]

So...

I don't suppose anyone has any ideas on how to get rid of a very unwanted roommate.

Comments

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

Punch them!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

[....]

Thanks, I'll take that suggestion under advisement.

[witchoftheweek.livejournal.com]

Ignore him.

[yankeedoodledr.livejournal.com]

First thing you want to do is find their weakness. Something that they can't stand - and then you shamelessly take advantage of it. Drive them insane!

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

It'll work.

[verily-ergo.livejournal.com]

Ask them to leave, obviously.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Obviously, I already tried that. He offered me tea, accused me of being cruel to a homeless man, and refused to tell me how many tripwires he had installed in the apartment.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

So far, he's the one driving me insane.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Somehow I doubt that.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

That's kind of difficult. Considering the fact that he boobytrapped the entire apartment.

[twin-sai-kame.livejournal.com]

Literally kick him out, then slam, and lock the door.

[starspangledhero]

Shoot 'em.

[witchoftheweek.livejournal.com]

Keep trying.

[verily-ergo.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask how you landed this roommate in the first place?

I can only suggest forcible eviction, intervention or... regrettably, calculated retaliation.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I would... except he completely covered the apartment with booby traps and tripwires. And won't tell me where all of them are.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

He was sitting on my couch and having tea when I came home a couple of days ago. Said an unlocked door was as good as an invitation or something. My door doesn't even have a lock!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

...No gun.

Even apart from the fact that even this guy isn't annoying enough to kill.

[starspangledhero]

I've got one! You can just shoot him in the foot!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I am not going to shoot anyone!

[starspangledhero]

Then punch him!

[twin-sai-kame.livejournal.com]

Check door ways, top of doors, behind furniture, in cabinets, in hall ways, you wanna find them, you look for them, and becareful about it.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I already figured that part out. How the heck did he even find that many buckets and bricks?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to get the idea that you're a big fan of the violent solution.

[starspangledhero]

I'm all for peace and love, but sometimes, others need a little shove to get to peace. It all depends on the situation, ya see.

/THREADJACKS

[foxtamer.livejournal.com]

... And it might be helpful to know what sort of traps you've been finding so far, Danny.

He's a mostly normal kid, Raph. You'll have to figure out how hidden of traps he's dealing with by getting a description of at least a few.

... And this gives me an idea. Trap detection and disarming training later!