11 Ghosts [text]

[schrodingersghost]

So...

I don't suppose anyone has any ideas on how to get rid of a very unwanted roommate.

Comments

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

If he doesn't leave soon I am so tempted to declare a prank war.

[yankeedoodledr.livejournal.com]

Why wait? Temptation is only good if you give in to it.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I figured I should at least give diplomacy a try first.

[yankeedoodledr.livejournal.com]

Diplomacy is terribly overrated. Just like maturity.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Apparently it doesn't work either.

[yankeedoodledr.livejournal.com]

See? That's why you go straight for the cheap tricks.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Look, I'm an impressionable teenager. Aren't you supposed to be encouraging me to take the moral high ground or something?

[yankeedoodledr.livejournal.com]

What, you want me to lie to you?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Just pointing it out.

[yankeedoodledr.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you're looking for a mentor of morality you got the wrong guy here. A priest would be better. Or a guidance counselor.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

No thanks. I had more than enough of that at school.