31 Ghosts [voice]

[schrodingersghost]

I don't suppose anyone has any ideas on how you go about exorcising the entire city's water supply?

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[invisibill.livejournal.com]

[Danny chokes on a laugh.]

Your coffee? Please tell me it isn't announcing its plans to take over the world.

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

[This is not funny! I mean. Seriously. It's his coffee.]

... No, it's telling me I should lay off on drinking it for a few days.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

[Oh come on, this is hysterical.]

I don't know, seems like a conflict of interest to me.

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

[No it isn't! He's going to go into caffeine withdrawal if this keeps up. Don is very quiet for a moment.]

I just tried to drink it, and it screamed. My coffee just screamed, Danny.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Maybe some ectoplasm got into the water. Cause that sounds a lot like some of our meals when Mom was experimenting with the ecto-cooker. At least it hasn't started screaming about blood and revenge yet and coming after you.

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping that it doesn't attack me like that turkey you told me about. I'll probably never be able to drink coffee again if it did.

[Lies. At worse, he'd be off it for a month. Probably closer to a week, though.]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

You get used to it. I mean, at home we had all the frankenfurters locked up in a chained refrigerator in the kitchen. That never stopped us from eating hot dogs.

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

... True, I'd probably recover quickly. It is coffee, after all. I'd merely have to drink it before it drinks me.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

Survival of the fittest!

[But, somehow, Don doesn't think this is what Darwin had in mind when he came up with the Theory of Evolution.]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure if that's the right phrase. Considering what we're talking about.

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

Probably not, but I wanted to say it.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Same basic idea, I guess.

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

Basically.

[notfunnyraph.livejournal.com]

Sounds like good advice to me.

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

It just doesn't want me to drink it.

[notfunnyraph.livejournal.com]

It just wants to live Don, can't you blame it?

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

Not really, I suppose.

... ... It doesn't like it when I poke it, either.

[notfunnyraph.livejournal.com]

What did you poke your talking coffee for? How would you like it?

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

To see what it would do.

... Mikey, come here.

[notfunnyraph.livejournal.com]

...Why?

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

Just come here. I want to try something.

[notfunnyraph.livejournal.com]

[Reluctantly comes in.]

Try what? I'm not poking your coffee.

[commentlog]

[techoutmystaff.livejournal.com]

Not poke--drink.

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[notfunnyraph.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!