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I don't suppose anyone has any ideas on how you go about exorcising the entire city's water supply?

Date: 2010-10-03 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
Sounds like good advice to me.

Date: 2010-10-03 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
It just doesn't want me to drink it.

Date: 2010-10-03 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
It just wants to live Don, can't you blame it?

Date: 2010-10-03 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
Not really, I suppose.

... ... It doesn't like it when I poke it, either.

Date: 2010-10-03 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
What did you poke your talking coffee for? How would you like it?

Date: 2010-10-03 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
To see what it would do.

... Mikey, come here.

Date: 2010-10-03 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
Just come here. I want to try something.

Date: 2010-10-03 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
[Reluctantly comes in.]

Try what? I'm not poking your coffee.

[commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-03 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
Not poke--drink.
Edited Date: 2010-10-03 09:04 pm (UTC)

[commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-03 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
I want to see how it'll react if you drink it.

Re: [commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
What?! B-but it doesn't want to be drunk!

[commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
But I want to see if it'll go back to normal when someone drinks a bit of it.

[Don holds out his mug of coffee.]

Here. Just a sip.

[commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
I already did, and I'm fine! I want to see if it'll stop if someone else drinks it.

[.. Don is making stuff up. He just wants you to drink the now talking coffee, not him.]

Re: [commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
But I don't want to drink talking coffee.

[commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
[This calls for some Mike manipulation.]

... The Battle Nexus Champion isn't afraid of coffee, is he?

Re: [commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
S-Scared?

The Battle Nexus Champion isn't scared of anything!

[commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
Then take a sip and prove it!

[Don hands you the coffee triumphantly.]

Re: [commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
Fine I will!

[Mikey takes that mug and drinks the whole thing]

[commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
[OH HOLY SHELL ON A POGO STICK.

Suddenly, Don's experiment goes horribly, horribly wrong. And the coffee actually
screams as it goes down Mikey's throat.

He just gave Mikey coffee. He just gave Mikey Coffee. HE JUST GAVE MIKEY COFFEE.
]

... Please tell me you didn't just drink that entire mug.

Re: [commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
[Mikey chokes and drops the mug as the coffee screams, luckily the mug doesn't shatter, but the puddle of coffee on the floor could only account for less quarter of what was in there.]

It screamed! Never mind how much I drunk! It just screamed! As I was drinking it!

[commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techoutmystaff.livejournal.com
[Don is equally as horrified as the coffee in a completely different way. And the horror quickly gives away to exasperation. In what messed up world did a sip equal downing nearly an entire mug full of his precious brew?]

I might just scream, too.

[He's in agreement that the screaming was creepy, but it was still his coffee!

Now the remaining coffee is just making whimpering sobs. Don sighs and goes to get a towel, dropping it onto the spill and putting it out of its misery. It lets out one last cry of "Oh what a world, what a world!" as the cloth absorbs it.
]

There. The horrible talking coffee is dead, Mikey.
Edited Date: 2010-10-04 04:16 pm (UTC)

Re: [commentlog]

Date: 2010-10-04 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfunnyraph.livejournal.com
[In the world of Mikey after having his bravery, no, his honour questioned!]

I could hear it screaming in my mouth Don.

[Mikey isn't sure if his honour was worth this though...]

Edited Date: 2010-10-04 04:33 pm (UTC)

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