[Mikey chokes and drops the mug as the coffee screams, luckily the mug doesn't shatter, but the puddle of coffee on the floor could only account for less quarter of what was in there.]
It screamed! Never mind how much I drunk! It just screamed! As I was drinking it!
[Don is equally as horrified as the coffee in a completely different way. And the horror quickly gives away to exasperation. In what messed up world did a sip equal downing nearly an entire mug full of his precious brew?]
I might just scream, too.
[He's in agreement that the screaming was creepy, but it was still his coffee!
Now the remaining coffee is just making whimpering sobs. Don sighs and goes to get a towel, dropping it onto the spill and putting it out of its misery. It lets out one last cry of "Oh what a world, what a world!" as the cloth absorbs it.]
There. The horrible talking coffee is dead, Mikey.
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Date: 2010-10-03 08:05 pm (UTC)... ... It doesn't like it when I poke it, either.
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Date: 2010-10-03 08:28 pm (UTC)... Mikey, come here.
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Date: 2010-10-03 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-10-03 08:57 pm (UTC)Try what? I'm not poking your coffee.
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Date: 2010-10-04 02:48 pm (UTC)[Don holds out his mug of coffee.]
Here. Just a sip.
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Date: 2010-10-04 02:50 pm (UTC)[commentlog]
Date: 2010-10-04 02:52 pm (UTC)[.. Don is making stuff up. He just wants you to drink the now talking coffee, not him.]
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Date: 2010-10-04 03:02 pm (UTC)[commentlog]
Date: 2010-10-04 03:11 pm (UTC)... The Battle Nexus Champion isn't afraid of coffee, is he?
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Date: 2010-10-04 03:17 pm (UTC)The Battle Nexus Champion isn't scared of anything!
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Date: 2010-10-04 03:21 pm (UTC)[Don hands you the coffee triumphantly.]
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Date: 2010-10-04 03:26 pm (UTC)[Mikey takes that mug and drinks the whole thing]
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Date: 2010-10-04 03:28 pm (UTC)Suddenly, Don's experiment goes horribly, horribly wrong. And the coffee actually screams as it goes down Mikey's throat.
He just gave Mikey coffee. He just gave Mikey Coffee. HE JUST GAVE MIKEY COFFEE.]
... Please tell me you didn't just drink that entire mug.
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Date: 2010-10-04 03:47 pm (UTC)It screamed! Never mind how much I drunk! It just screamed! As I was drinking it!
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Date: 2010-10-04 04:02 pm (UTC)I might just scream, too.
[He's in agreement that the screaming was creepy, but it was still his coffee!
Now the remaining coffee is just making whimpering sobs. Don sighs and goes to get a towel, dropping it onto the spill and putting it out of its misery. It lets out one last cry of "Oh what a world, what a world!" as the cloth absorbs it.]
There. The horrible talking coffee is dead, Mikey.
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Date: 2010-10-04 04:31 pm (UTC)I could hear it screaming in my mouth Don.
[Mikey isn't sure if his honour was worth this though...]
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