schrodingersghost: (Who Me?)
[personal profile] schrodingersghost
Every time I think that my life couldn't possibly suck any more, it suddenly gets worse. Like it isn't enough to be stranded in some kind of creepy abandoned city. No, NOW we have to worry about starving and freezing. And monsters.

Is there any good news here? Ever?
From: [identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com
Ghosts. They always get it wrong, of course.

...I'm not sure whether that's disturbing or hysterical.
starspangledhero: (Well okay I guess that's cool)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
How, do they make 'em the nice guys? Because unless those things are scary as hell, they need to get their facts straight!

Both, obviously. Just like Russia's entire existence.
From: [identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com
With the reputation ghosts have in my town? Not likely. [He slips into a singsong mocking tone, obviously quoting someone.] Remember kids, ghosts are scary, scary things.

Seriously, why would anyone want to go see a movie about a ghost that gets half the stuff wrong when real ones already attack a couple times a week.

No worse than Saw IV

Date: 2010-02-07 04:40 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (ofux GET UNDER THE DESKS)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
They are! Have you ever seen 'em?! They crawl out of toilets and gurgle and fire doesn't stop them or freaking Russia beating it with a pipe doesn't work AND THEY FLOAT AND ARE THE SCARIEST THINGS EVER!

Exactly! Except back home, they didn't attack all the time, just when I least expected. Here it's all the damn time!

Date: 2010-02-07 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com
You know, I can't say I've ever seen one climb out of a toilet.

A pipe? I'm not surprised. That's why people at home leave it to the professionals.

...For what that's worth.

Date: 2010-02-08 05:33 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Just saw the pictures of My Lai)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Luckily. It was the scariest shit of my life.

Professionals?

Date: 2010-02-08 05:54 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (OBAMA WON OMG)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
THEY EXIST?!

[god he's far too cheerful]

Date: 2010-02-08 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com
...Yeah? Ever heard of FentonWorks? Or the Guys in White? The Scaredy Cat gang? Or Team X-Treme?

...Or Phantom?

Dad insists that Fentons have been hunting ghosts since the time of the pilgrims.

Date: 2010-02-08 07:05 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (GREAT SUCCESS)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Nope! But now I wanna know these guys!

Date: 2010-02-08 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com
You never know. One of them might show up here.

Date: 2010-02-08 07:42 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (I'm here to make friends with WHALES)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
I hope so! I could use some ghost fighters, especially with the Rail Tracer loose!

Date: 2010-02-08 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com
I probably don't want to know, but rail tracer? That some new kind of ghost?

Date: 2010-02-09 07:38 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Russia get out from under my bed)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
It's the worst ghost! It's the mother of all evil being in the whole damn universe! Every time it's acted up, decent people have either gone homicidal or been possessed by demons and eating their own friends! It's exactly the kind of communist taint I'd expect from Russia. It's not in Russia any more, of course, since the bastard left that one time, but now part of it is possessing Latvia but he's too small to contain all of the darkness so the rest of the Rail Tracer keeps trying to find other containers for its evil!
starspangledhero: (ofux GET UNDER THE DESKS)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Nope. It jumped ship to Latvia before I had a good look at it!

PLEASE DO

Date: 2010-02-10 02:30 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Shoot my life)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
No kidding! I'm pretty sure we could eliminate like, half the bad stuff that happens around here if we could just get rid of the Rail Tracer.
starspangledhero: (ofux GET UNDER THE DESKS)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
It's like, one ghost with a lot of influence. And minions! He's got minions!
starspangledhero: (ofux GET UNDER THE DESKS)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
The kinda with lanterns and glowingness and scariness and floating and they just DISAPPEAR AND REAPPEAR and they've got these zombie faces!

This is a terrifying combination

Date: 2010-02-11 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com
...Sounds like you really could use a couple of ghost hunters around here.

Date: 2010-02-11 02:47 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Just saw the pictures of My Lai)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Definitely! If only we had some of those guys you were talking about.

Date: 2010-02-12 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisibill.livejournal.com
You never know, one of them might turn up.

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